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Picture of 911 Emergency
Date Added: February 8, 2012
Word Count: 150
A desperate caller needs help. Will he live? Or will he die because he doesn't live in a good enough neighborhood? A very short story. It's fiction now, but maybe it'll be fact in a few years.
Current rating is 3.33. Total votes 6.
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Picture of A Confession
by HKS
Date Added: June 2, 2011
Word Count: 82
A man goes into Church to confess to the Priest.
Current rating is 3.40. Total votes 15.
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Picture of A Date With Hammer
Date Added: August 11, 2011
Word Count: 1256
Spoof of Mickey Sillane's hard-boiled shamus Mike Hammer.
Current rating is 4.50. Total votes 2.
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Picture of A Day In The Hospital
Date Added: October 4, 2011
Word Count: 298
A day in the hostpital.  
Current rating is 2.20. Total votes 5.
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Picture of A Field of Unicorns
Date Added: May 18, 2012
Word Count: 1320
I recently took a holiday to the forests of Africa. What I found there was and still is quite shocking. My good friend, Bollo, who is in fact a gorilla; told me a sad tale of his brother Cheeko. This is my account of what happend. Enjoy.
Current rating is 4.50. Total votes 6.
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Picture of A Fishy Tale
Date Added: November 17, 2010
Word Count: 1984
Two good old buddies enter a fishing derby, each with dreams of landing the prize fish. Roy and Bud's friendship is put on the line when the competition heats up. In this humorous tale the fish may get the last laugh.
Current rating is 2.78. Total votes 9.
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Picture of A Ghost in the Waters
Date Added: November 19, 2010
Word Count: 2092
A one of a kind black women fishes down the Saint Johns River in pursuit of catching her lifelong favorite childhood fish: Bass. A bassmaster, her day starts off rocky, but it ends with a great surprise! But her dog makes her do something she has never done in her entire fishing caree...
Current rating is 2.63. Total votes 8.
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Picture of A Good Screw And A Rubber
Date Added: June 15, 2011
Word Count: 8565
A tale of two elderly ladies that set off on a road trip adventure in "Old Blue", a rusted out problematic  1960's Oldsmobile. One lady is trying to find her way home while the other is just trying to survive the trip! This is based on a true story that my grandmother recorded onto a ...
Current rating is 3.20. Total votes 5.
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Picture of A Kid's Vantage of Extreme Weather: Details
Date Added: February 23, 2011
Word Count: 1173
What happends to the tooth fairy in a hurricane, why ice cream makes more sense than liver after an earth quake, why didn't Grandpa tell me the palmetto bugs would attack me?
Current rating is 4.67. Total votes 3.
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Picture of A Leap Of Faith
Date Added: December 3, 2010
Word Count: 1000
Sample of Story A man stands beside a pond, He thinks to himself, Who am I, What am I, Why am I here. Things like this cross his mind often. Only this time they don’t just pass like the wind. He decides to sit down at the edge of the pond, he places his elbows on his knees, then his face on h...
Current rating is 2.40. Total votes 5.
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